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I'm simple yet complicated, knowing what I like and knowing what I don't like. My expectations are high as should yours if you are serious about this. I am sweet, caring and willing to go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to making a relationship work as long as my partner is on the same wave length.

Dishonesty brings out the barracuda in, me for real. I'm a very intelligent woman, don't let my size fool you.

My perfect man would LOVE to do dishes as well as eat! I love to cook and know what I'm doing in the kitchen, stay out of my way, just bring your appetite and love for some of the best food you'll ever try.

Gainful employment would be nice, but not necessary if you are able to legally sustain a comfortable lifestyle.

Intelligence is a must and please have an idea of what is going on in the world.

On a lighter note, I'm adventurous, love a challenge, but don't like to be challenged and while it may not appear so, I really do have a great sense of humor and love to have a good time.

If you haven't already done so, check out Chelsea Lately starring Chelsea Handler on E, love that girls' sense of humor and ability to say what she means and mean what she says! Watch an episode or two and tell me what you think.