Thesportsagent, 60

I'm relaxed in groups of people and I can make the people around me comfortable too. I can string a couple of sentences along and rarely ever give a mono-syllabic answer to a question. I'm fully house trained and, although it took some time to learn, I put the seat down on the toilet. No idea why as I live alone with my two rottweilers and they don't use the toilet!

I know how to use a washing machine and tumble dryer, but I do need some assistance with washing colours as I'm colour blind and I'm sick of wearing pink t shirts!! The house work is a piece of cake ..... a nice lady comes around three times a week and does it and I give her money.... easy.

I can actually do two things at the same time and I'm not bothered if you have the remote control for the tv as long as I can read a book if the program's boring or I can try and distract you by kissing your neck and shoulders or give you a full body massage.

Even though I'm a passionate Liverpool supporter and the football season is upon us, I'm not bothered about watching football on tv. I don't smoke or drink so won't go to the pub and watch it and I'd rather go shopping for clothes, gadgets and food than sit in front of a tv shouting as though the players can actually hear me....when they can't.

Having played basketball to a high level means I have huge feet and large hands. I'm also blessed with the ability to breathe through my ears and love diving. I do snore loudly and been known to bottom burp when I sleep.

I'd rather cuddle up to fall asleep at night than read a book or watch tv in bed.

Romantically, I'm a walking disaster zone. I have no self confidence when it comes to chatting up the ladies or flirting and so I never bother. So, I'd rather meet new and interesting people, have a giggle and make alot of friends and maybe Ms Right will pop up.