Shofizzle, 43

DISCLAIMER:

I'm a sarcastic smartass. Simple as that. I am nice...but the --- streak does show every now and then. Being polite to some people just isn't cutting it anymore. Just being upfront and honest, since I am a horrible liar. Now, on to my profile and such.

I tend to be very optimistic about a lot of things, even when there seems to be no hope. I love to be random, loud, crazy, and spontaneous. I like to live outside the norm, do my own thing, and not care what other people think. A big hang-up for me is that whole image thing....I can't stand for someone to tell me that what I do is not accepted by society. Society can kiss it. I can be very shameless at times, so if you're the reserved type, and get embarrassed easily, you might want to steer clear of me.

As far as my personality and habits are concerned, I am not much of a planner, I procrastinate, and I tend to do things on impulse(kinda redundant from the first paragraph, huh?). I hate dressing up to go out, but if I really have to, I will. I'm more of a go-with-the-flow-type guy, not worrying about or planning for tomorrow, but always looking forward to it...if that makes sense. This does not mean I'm lazy or irresponsible, I just don't look at life though paranoid eyes.

My theory is that things happen for a reason, you may have control as far as setting things in motion, but as soon as you engage the throttle, you're basically in autopilot hoping things work the way you intended.

And that is where faith comes in. I'm not saying faith in the religious sense, I'm saying faith as in being able to trust and believe in yourself, and others.

With that being said, I am not very religious. If you are the church-going/God-fearing type and expect your other half to do the same, then please bypass me.

I don't bash other people's beliefs and expect them to conform to mine. If you respect my views, I will respect yours.

On a lighter note, Im reevaluating my dating criteria. Maybe it REALLY i