Marius12, 37

...When you usually see a self-summary..it more times than one reads like this...My name is _____ and I'm __ years old. I am a funny, sexy guy who knows what a women wants....I have a very expensive car and blah blah ----in blah....you are already bored right??? Yes you are, and I know why...BECAUSE NO MAN TRULY KNOWS WHAT A WOMAN WANTS!

I'd rather begin by explaining that I don't know what a woman wants...which is why I'm most intrigued by you mysteries of Venus lol..I also must dispel some negative traits about myself so that you know who you are dealing with...I stay up way to late sometimes....and I would rather drink the night before work...and return home at 5am when I have to work at 10:45am that same morning....I will be fine that day at work...only if I'm in bed before the sun breaks the horizon..lol. I give my money to homeless people in the city way to often..and I always have this thought in my mind that they are just going to smoke it up..is that wrong to think??? Also, I have a very sick sense of humor...for some reason on movies or shows, when a character is pouring their heart out....I tend to sometimes laugh..or snicker....I love the slow motion instant hilarious replays of athletes falling or colliding with each other....especially basketball lol. I am far to old and tall.....to still be ticklish..and I may swear just a little to much..even in front of my mom sometimes..but trust me..I'm working on it!
Honestly, I'm looking for a down to earth girl who isn't afraid to go hiking, a girl who is pretty when she tries and remains pretty when she doesn't.....but that's only the half..don't be afraid to message me!