Galileosmith, 53

well, according to the directions, i have 2000 "characters" to describe myself. i'm not sure that will be enough, especially since those quotation marks i used around "characters" count as characters. well, let me give it a try. first of all i have a sense of humor. i can usually see something that's at least a little bit humorous just observing the world around me. but don't get me wrong, i'm no geek. the average geek would be more intelligent than me. yeah, fact is i graduated 391st out of a class of 397 (i tell people i graduated in the top 97% in my class, sounds pretty impressive, huh?). so i'm no einstein. i'm am kind of wealthy. last year i had a seven figure income. uh-huh. i earned $11,371.74. that's gross, not net. seven figures. i hope no woman at this website takes advantage of me because of my money. i'm handsome. well, maybe not handsome, but there's probably a worse looking guy out there somewhere. my best physical assets can't be shown in a photo at this website because it would violate ther terms of service. let's just say that i'm so well-endowed that if you downloaded the photo your harddrive probably wouldn't have enough memory. and likely your monitor wouldn't be wide enough anyhow. okay, okay, all that about beingnot true. i made it up. i was just being silly because i'm nervous. when it comes right down to it, i'm just a normal, nice guy. get to know me and without warning i'll put my arm around you as we are walking down the street. or i might lean over a cafe's table to caress your cheek with my fingertips.

i'm looking for a woman who is not affiliated with any terrorist organization.it would be nice if she had standard hygiene practices, you know, took a shower once a week and brushed her teeth almost as often. maybe even flossed now and then. a woman with fewer than eight children would be preferred.