Captian577, 53

captian577 What’s good IRP ladies. You’ve boarded the captians ship, if your not ready to set sail don’t read any further. For those of you ready to sail, allow me to show you the way. Before we leave port you must meet all safety guidelines. One, you must be easy on the eyes. Two, got to have a coca cola body strong enough to quench my thirst in a emergency. Three, must be ready to ride in any weather. If you meet the safety guidelines read on.
I’ll let you pick the destination with no hesitation. I’ll start at your north pole warming all areas on the way south. I’ll cross over your icebergs leaving my mark as a new explorer. As I travel further south I’ll be sure not to loss myself in the Bermuda triangle.