Brando1972, 52

Seeking class, sass, and a nice ass! •I'm on the Bomb Squad for a major city police department (I have all nine of my fingers).

•I'm a mutt. I am several ethnicities all rolled up into one fun package. I love diversity...it's what makes life exciting.

•I prefer a woman who is slim, fit, or average. Flaws are acceptable as we all have them.

•I am very spontaneous, sometimes to a fault.

•I went to UCLA, but I have a USC sweatshirt in my closet. Not sure why.

•I have kids who live primarily with their mom, but they are a big part of my life. They are from one mother and I did not need Maury Povich to tell me that I was the father!

•I can fix a computer, unclog a drain, change a flat tire, and all the rest of the stereotypical things a man should be able to do.

•I have a full head of hair, but I shave it all off.

•I always open the door for a lady. If she is not much of a lady, I will probably still open the door for her so she can see how a real man treats a real lady.

•I enjoy anything and everything from a play to a concert, a bar or a lounge, watching movies at home with a glass of wine and the fireplace lit, a nice dinner out, jeans and T’s playing a little pool, or being outside getting wet or dirty.

•I love smart women. Smart is sexy. If you are beautiful and smart... I'm all in! If you are beautiful and not so smart... I will try to help you become smart. If you are no so smart and not so good looking... then I'M GAY!!

•I can cook.

•I can be a little sarcastic at times, but it is always playful in nature.

•I would love to converse with you, but I will not "conversate" with you. In fact, if you think "conversate" is a word, then I probably don't want anything to do with you. Slang is cool if you are trying to express an emotion, but illiteracy is just flat out unattractive.

•I love when a woman knows how to walk in a pair of heels. Heels on a woman can definitely be hot, but if she looks like she is waddling, that's not so hot!