Adyan, 36

Why not? TYPE OF GIRL I LIKE:

Cordial belles in good health
I like girls who enjoy picking on me. And by that I mean making playful complaints or jokes about me. Not writing "eat s---" on my locker picking on me.
From Kelly Clarkson to 180 lbs, thicker means more
Will tolerate nothing beyond weed
BLACK / WHITE/ ASIAN / LATINO /....well I guess I've covered all the colors of the rainbow
CONSERVATIVE. Someone who's satisfied with a country lifestyle. (Even though I don't actually live in the country)

ABOUT ME:

I hate the club scene. I don't dance. I keep to myself alot. I think I've earned the adjectives of sarcastic, talkative, and the kind of jerk you can't help but love because you hate 'em so much. I think it's fun to give somebody thumbs up and tell them "You da man!" And on their way out point and laugh at that long trail of tissue they've got stuck to the bottom of their foot. I know it's mean, but it's really quite healthy for you. Laughing is good. Plus, it's a good way to let off those negative feelings you might have but try to ignore. Fine, it is a guilty pleasure, but who made you judge judy, 'member that thing you did? If there's something in my summary you flinched at, then email me, maybe you can change it.